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circumferization

Flat Earthers definition of "globalization," the process by which businesses or other organizations develop international influence or start operating on an international scale around the circumference of the flat earth.

Circumferization has some positive and negative political, cultural, economic, and ethical consequences to flat earthers.

by pezantONE January 16, 2018


circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2014


Circumferency

Like circumference, only kind of different. Makes more sense when high on marijuana.

Dude, the circumferency is hella big.

You mean circumference?

No. Circumferency

You're a dumbass

by the math god April 03, 2004


ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

Damn what is the ass circumference
?

by Bootyguru January 06, 2016


circumference index

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing

She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.

by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008


circumferous

A nicer way of calling a fat bird fat.

Bloody hell Dai, check out that whopper, she's a bit circumferous ain't she?

by Mondsy December 24, 2018


ass circumference

The dimension of the largest area of ol' girl's booty.

"Damn James! Look at that ass circumference."

by Jeb (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) February 12, 2016