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Sticky mud full of horse-muck. Tyneside
"Aa,m aall clarty!, man" = I'm covered in shit!
Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.
‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’