To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.
I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).
tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"
Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.
Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
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Noun. Clothes and personal belongings
Gonna get me some new clobber.
To get struck with great force.
"his car got clobbered by a freight train".
Clothes, you wear your Clobber.
" I'm off to town to buy meself some new Clobber, might have a few bevvy's in the spoons too "