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(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.
After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.
the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.
Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.
Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.
An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.
You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.
The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.
jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!