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Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."
"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
The act of putting on a condom
Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"
fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point
A rain jacket for your penis.
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"