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conk

A procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. It is a mark of passage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.

''Damn right, it's hot, thats the lye...it's going to burn when I comb it in--it burns bad...Shorty started combing it in. But then my head caught fire... The comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.''
--Autobiography of MalcolmX--

by Marcus ''mother f'in'' Handy March 05, 2004


conk

1) one's nose

2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear

The car is conked out.

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004


conk

a british term for nose, usually said when someone has a huge nose. or it can mean getting hit in a semi painful way- like bonked. or it can mean to fall asleep

Look at that blokes conk!
He conked me on the head.
I conked out at about 3 am.

by holyroman April 18, 2005


conk

Older British slang for "nose."

"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.

by MaSh92587 March 09, 2006


conk

A conk is a sexy ostrich

oooo tht's a right Conk (sexy ostrich)

by Cotton mate March 04, 2005


conk

commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy

*hits head*
"Ow fuck, I just got conked"

by Jenny June 25, 2003


conk

A very large nose.

That Smithy has a big conk.

by Craig Hanlon November 19, 2003