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"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?
person2. yeah i got loads!
person1. safe gimme a half!
To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.
"Yo, I coofed him in the face."
An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof
A shortened term for “cunt-goof”. This person achieves the standards of a cunt and a goof simultaneously.
Sharon: Joey you’re a coof of a son!
Joey: Shut up Sharon you’re not my real mom!