1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'
1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."
1. A death metal variation of "crib".
2. A place to meet broads and feel up on their knockers.
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt
Look at this girl posting up bulletins to go to her blogspot. What a crypt !
another slang term for chronic ass bud that will get you ripped.
(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.
Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.
A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.
Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.
When you get so high you feel dead like the crypt keeper
Damn joe, that stuff got me crypted!