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An insult used as a reference to male genitalia. It can used as a substitute to words like prick or tool.
You dirty cumberbatch.
Dude you are such a cumberbatch.
a very sexy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as "senor". Lovers of the cumberbatch are referred to as "cumberbitches"
did you see that man's cheekbones? he is a total cumberbatch.
to empathize with turtles.
"His ability to cumberbatch made Rob an excellent marine biologist."
A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.
Person 1: So how was that chick last night?
Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.
Person 1: Damn.
To mess up someone's name on purpose.
It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.
Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.
A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.
I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.
verb
1. An unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed's existence. At times, a 'Cumberbatcher' will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, sexual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).
2. Stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through Tumblr or Twitter, and a quick Googling won't hurt.
Why is she/he such a Cumberbatcher? She falls in love with a different celebrity every week.
Hold on, I'm nearly done with my daily Cumberbatching. I just need to check the tags on Tumblr.
I'm Cumberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.