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cyrus

Cyrus, a fucking living Jesus christ among men and if you ever met a Cyrus don't be a dickhead to him unless you want a foot up your ass.

girls: "OMFG that Cyrus is literally chiselled as fuck"

Cyrus: "Nah don't be silly oh wait yeah your right I am chiselled as fuck"

by Cyrus is my god. end of story July 10, 2019


cyrus

The coolist, hottest guy on earth from brookline!!!

Hey look its Cyrus he is awsome!

by spazy foot May 07, 2008


cyrus

a name that was ruined by the now defunct Hannah Montana.

Hey, let me name my kid Cyrus so that it isn't a cool and unusual name that people cant pronounce.

by singul November 30, 2009


cyrus

To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.

"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...

by kingofpoker61 February 10, 2012


cyrus

A vaping faggot who is too full of himself

Cyrus sucks

by hughjasper62088@gmail.com May 29, 2016


cyrus

a guy who is probably going to molest you and looks like a pedo and will speak a lot of bullshit saying his dad is rich

cyrus is a pedo

by cyrus the bullshitter January 29, 2016


cyrus it

to lick an object sexually and slowly

in band class while playing the flute i decided to cyrus it, i got written up...

kelsey cyrussed her flute

by hollaatmeyo December 08, 2013