dcb is usually used in im's text or online gaming/chats.its used when some one goes away or afk brb one sec etc. the acronym is dcb but the word is don't come back
player1:oh gosh forgot to feed my dog brb.
player2:dcb
Dick Choking Butthole (noun)
Classically used vernacular by the "nephew's" on the Uncle Joe Show created by the hot dude "David"
Hot Dude: "Yo check out that DCB, it could choke the life out of me; My life is 5like a series of Miller high life! -David"
Discovery Channel Boobs. Human female breasts that lack the definition and firmness of the ideal boobical model. Wherein the ideal model of a female breast would slightly curve up at the areola and then have a defined circular cuppage as the base.
Guy 1: Dude, man, I had a fling with this girl I really like, but man i can't get over her gorilla DCB's.
Guy 2: Yah man, I can't stand them. They should rename that song "Do your ears hang low" to "Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to the flo"
DCB is an acronym which stands for double cock block. This is a situation when two males (of any species) are trying to have pleasurable moments together and then are disrupted by the addition of other individuals. Hence delaying their intimate rendezvous, much like ice water to the crotchal region.
Danyel: (walks into dimly lit room) Jared! Edward! What are you doing!?
Jared: Danyel! Nothing, nothing! (stops foot shaking with Edward)
Danyel: Well, I thought I saw you two.....uhh...
Jared: You totally just DCB'ed us!
Edward: ARF!
This is a dark chocolate bitch. A girl that's really black but is a bitch and won't shut the fuck up.
That black girl last night was a real dcb and wouldn't shut the fuck up!