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my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.
person: whats wrong with you? all you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
dib: he was using the belt sander.
- episode the nightmare begins
FBI: hey.. your DIB... right? hehe.. you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?
dib: yes! no thanks to you!
-episode zim eats waffles
dib: (sprints into classroom) sorry im late! horrible nightmare visions!
mrs. bitters: its called life dib, now sit down.
- episode halloween spectacular of spooky doom
in arabic it meens bear but it is used as a moron a dib is someone who everyone can make fun of at a particular moment
when joey spills milk all over the table everyone would call him a dib
a sack of weed costing 15 dollars.
it's made from the words 'dime' and 'dub' to make 'dib'
toker 1: i scored some mary jane today
toker 2: pimp, how much? a dime? a dub?
toker 1: nah bitch, i gotta dib!
A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.
Go dib yourself.
I dont dib you.
Suck my dib.
Where for art thou dib?
someone who lacks intelligence
Carol Porter would say "huh, excuse me but your such a dib"
Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.
The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone
a stupid fucking idiot who doesn't know how to properly handle a situation with decent human common sense and can completely go below level of autism and dirt itself. mostly is given to a person who is majorely a stupid fuck or is just an asshole
"You know that one guy right, he's totally a fucking dib dude, I hate him so much."