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Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.
Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?
Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.
C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.
"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"
@ somebody when you are saying something about them
Myah shaded me on Snapchat and didnt @ me and she wasn’t being direct
Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.
A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
Talking directly towards someone
“ Jazmine shaded me on Twitter today but she didn’t @ me and said it directly”