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a sexy mf that eveyone has a crush on, and who says "my father will hear about this" every 5 minutes
he cant say "potter" so he says "potah" instead
-i got railed by draco yesterday
=girl stfu hes not real
-bitch i shifted-
=that doesnt make him real
"pulls gun out and shoots"
the sad bitch with the blonde hair in harry potter. the one everyone ignored when he was 110% depressed who deserved better. deserving of a redemption arc better than snape.
person 1: "i had a dream abput me boyfriend last night,"
person 2: "oh yeah? i didnt know you had one. mike, is it?"
1: "no. draco,"
2: "bish, he aint real,"
1: "bish what did you say?"
2: "he aint real!"
1: *pulls out knife*
2: *looks worriedly at them*
1: "you must not tell lies"
2: "bae chill"
1: *lunges*
2: *screams*
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*blood spatter everywhere, person one laughing maniacally while crying theyre eyes out because theyre thinking about sad draco*
a fully automatic Rifle most likely an AK-47
I will shoot back at you with my draco
Slang Term for the AK-74u, aka the Mini Chopper, aka the Mini AK-47
Guy 1: They was talking shit on folkz n nem, what we boutta be on bro?
Guy 2: Fuck is you talm bout nigga i'm in traffic rn with the Draco.
The second hottest guy in the Harry Potter series. A character with so much potential that J.K. Rowling shuffled to the side because she realized her writing abilities didn't cover characterization.
I would join the Dark Side to fuck Draco Malfoy.
An Athenian judge, who did very mean things to people if they weren't nice. (Generally including near-death torture) (Or to death torture, whatever floats your boat)
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A really weird lizard thingy from Ninja Turtles. Also includes any form of dragon/lizard/fire-brathing-reptile.
OMG! I just cut that guys hedge with a pair of clippers and now he's gonna act draconian!
*Poor fool gets raped by pigs, skinned alive, poked, crapped on, and shot with saltshot.*