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a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully
farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises
"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."
to fart and fap at the same time.
Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.
Person B: Awkward.
The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.
Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.
A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb
"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."
"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"
Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.
A cross between a fart and a poop. See shart.
Baby sister just did a fart and a poop. That's a farp!