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ffd

Five Finger Discount

Yo, did you FFD those jacks at Slevy?

by FURG March 11, 2005


ffd

fucking female dog.

Omg! Chelsea is such a ffd

by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009


ffd

ffd stands for fit from distance. It refers to when you see somebody that appears fit when looked on from far away, but when they get closer you realize that they aren't actually attractive.

John: Oh mate check out that chick across the street! She is well fit! Oh look she's crossing the road..

James: Are you blind?! Her face looks like it's made out of leather!

John: My bad, but to be fair she was ffd

by Le2mandem June 21, 2011


ffd

Fat Fingure Disease

FFD Fat Fingure Disease occures when using a smaller keyboard than used to causing you to press more that one key at a time

by Waffle Master February 16, 2004


FFDS

Face Fap, Dick Slap

I gave her the good ol' FFDS last night

by cmjmjm June 30, 2011


FFD

FFD is short for Freaking Funny Dude.

"Okay, I've said it once and I'll say it again, you are FFD!"

by tysweezy1919 May 10, 2017


FFD

Acronym for Fat Fucking Disgrace. This abbreviated form is used when tact or secrecy is necessary, but also in the interest of speed. Further secreted and shortened by the term fifty.

"Man! Holly's taken a meal break for the third time on her 8-hour shift. What an FFD!"

by Dean PGH June 10, 2008