A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.
I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.
Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.
When you accidentally finger someone
I just flobbered her
adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"
You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today
Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.
"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"
An exclamation for when something doesn’t go exactly your way.
When you're extremely high or intoxicated to the point where you get the sensations of both falling and the room spinning.
Bro I can't move I have the fucking flobber waspies.