forgetti

1. A person with the ability to neglect stuff real easy.

2. The ability to neglect stuff real easy.

Lilian: I can't believe Jack's not called me yet!
Nelly: Chill, u know he's forgetti.

forgettie

That which is not remembered, or a person who is frequently forgetful.

He is one master forgettie!

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“