"I don't gaf."
"no you dont understand, I'm not a gaffer."
"That issue barely registers on my gaf meter."
A gaf is an unpopular surgical procedure in which a male's testicles are removed so they can be inserted into his partners vagina.
"A true sign of masculinity is to be double gaffed."
"Gay as fuck" - A slang abbreviation to describe someone who is extremely homosexual in their appearance, or in what they say.
Girl 1: Does John seem a bit camp to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gaf...
Give A Fuck! used to mean "dont care"
Shes fuckin nasty!
GAF i'd still fuck it
-adjective
1. fag spelled backwards, meaning gay as fuck. the epitome of someone (homo or hetero) who is acting like a fag/homosexual.
2. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting extreme homosexuality.
3. Less offensive than fag or gay. Used in places like WeHo or other areas with a high population of homosexuals, so no one gets offended.
-noun
1. a very homosexual person.
1. yo woodz why are you so gaf? stop trying to grab my ass!
2. dude ktsui is so fucken nub and gaf, he totally just checked that guy out at the bar.