A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.
Also see um
"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".
garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.
person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous
person 2 : everyone hates you garg
garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature
mom : it’s just garg beware
an exclamation of annoyance or disgust
"so how was his..?"
"garg. midgit"
"should have known"
Muslim slang for the drug, heroin.
Dhurka dhurka GARG mohammed jihad.
A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.
Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!
Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!
Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!
At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!
A term for someone who is really sexy
What a wonderful looking Garg he is.
the revolting scent of farm animals, especially cows.
-Dude, thats terrible! Do you smell that? Thats total garges.