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Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.
'omg liek you suk you n00b'
'Ever heard of spelling?'
1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.
2. a dying art.
3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.
4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.
5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.
6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar
Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.
"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.
"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.
Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.
One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.
GRAMMAR
Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.
Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.
Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd
Along with spelling, a construct unfortunately in short supply amongst web-based communiques.
A rapid survey of any definition group on this site will disclose a monstrous paucity of grammar.
(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.
(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.
Chinese grammar is very different from English.