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The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped
In an extreme state of drunkeness
"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"
1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.
1. To be exposed in a video, audio recording or picture for the real way you act - drunk or otherwise.
Rebbecca hasselhoffed her dad when she put a video of him wasted on you tube!
Please don't hasselhoff that! I was so out of control last night, just delete it off your phone.
The state of being so entirely overwhelmed by your intoxication that you cannot eat a cheeseburger and must lay on the floor.
Holy shit man, I'm completely Hasselhoffed
The act of changing a colleague's desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of David Hasselhoff.
Dear God man! I leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you've Hasselhoffed me!
To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff
When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed