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An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.
An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.
This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.
when ur brain is laughing at ur own stupidity...
a brain freeze, u get it but u just keep drinking
When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.
The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?
What boyfriends/girlfriends become after a few months.
Annie: How's it going with you and Rob? It's been like 7 months already, yeah?
Chelsea: God, he is such a headache!