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A monster from the MMORPG Ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple penis that comes out of the sand to assault people with it's head.
Lost:OMFG Snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it's trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!
A bastardization of the word "hold", used to indicate that you wish to hold the item (or person) in question immediately.
"Lemme hode it, I ain't the baby daddy!"
"Hode on" i'm going to feed you . It's that childish voice you use when you talk to your dogs and you think no one is listening. In keeping with the dog language you can also say "I tole you so".
Usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Origin: Surname of an infamous professor.
1. The worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. A state of degeneration.
3. An exclamation following something bad happening to someone. See: owned
4. A formidable adversary.
-That guy's car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-This creamed corn looks like hodes.
-I'm gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.
(following some guy falling on his ass)
HODES!
It means: ''What The F*ck'' It's Dutch.
''I have nude pictures of you''
''WhatHode, HowHode, Hode!''