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to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
"Lets get horizontal, baby!"
to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also
"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"
an object or line that is ;
1) on its side
2) on its back
Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan
1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
He swung his sword around horizonticaly above his head.
I scored in Connect four Horizonticaly