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Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
receive a massage from a 'horned' animal
i like horning best when sitting by the pool receiving a massage from a rhino
horning
verb, horninged, horning, noun
to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.
That was a great horning, Charlie!
The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
On the phone; talking on the phone
A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
Horning the act of committing adultery.
Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
A hand gesture used by metal heads to symbolize their love of the music. First used by Ronnie James Dio during his years in Black Sabbath, during the Heaven and Hell tour.
Dio would use the horns to emphasize a particularly dark moment. The moment had to deserve the horns. Dio himself did not invent the sign, the horns were originally an italian gesture that was used either to repel or to give the evil eye, and went by the name Mano Cornuto. Dio gives the credit to his grandmother for impressing the horns upon him, for she was the one who used it the most around him.
It pisses me off that people give the horns at fucking Hannah Montanna concerts. They are ment for METAL.