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how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

by Dr. Reid February 28, 2008


how do you do?

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?

by Swamp Ig December 01, 2005


how do you do

How are you

Just askin' how do you do.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009


How do you do

You like me and I like you

_Hey how do you do
-YOU LIKE ME AND I LIKE YOU

_ur cringe dude

by Diavo October 17, 2020


how do you do

The nickname for a maneuver in which you (1) insert your entire hand into a person's anus and (2) open your hand, as if you are about to wave it and say "how do you do?"

"I want to give my girlfriend a How Do You Do, but I'm concerned that she's a little too tight."
"Well, practice makes perfect."

by the letter d October 26, 2007


Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017


how do you do

any form of sex

by etchasketch October 23, 2003