i-Hole

People who are partial to Macs or Apple products. They always find a reason why Macs are better than PC's and never seem to shut-up about this topic. Most people just block i-Holes out but i-Holes keep talking about why you need to switch to apple products.

i-Hole: The new MacBook is coming out with OSX Tiger Shark Delta on it. It is totally going to destroy PC's...I am so excited! You really need to buy one cause PC's suck.

Normal Person: Thats great, will you stfu now?

I-Hole

n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.

Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."

i-hole

n. any person that heralds the "amazing" new conquest of owning an i-phone. similar to an "a-hole," but obviously more technologically advanced (and consequently living in a haze of jackass-ery that leads them to believe anyone is actually impressed.)

Bill: "Hey, did you see that Tommy got an 'iphone' for Christmas?"
Ron: "Nope. I guess that fucking 'i-hole' didn't have time to take a break from 'World of Warcraft' to show it off yet. Good thing, too, because I'd have to break that shit. "

I-Hole

Ignores friends in social settings because they are obsessed with all the new apps on their phone.

Hey John, could you stop being such an I-Hole and rejoin the conversation?

go die in a hole i pissed in

i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.

"wow, buddy. now that wasnt very nice."
"go die in a hole i pissed in"

as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap