A restaurant known for good food and questionable customer service
John Doe and his family went to iHop. The server called his uncle "Ma'am," delivered incorrect food to several customers, and at the end of the meal chased the the group out because she believed the bill was not paid.
Hip hop music that's contained on your iPod.
Hey Tiny, gives meh alls yo iHop fo I shank yo ass!!!
The International House of Pancakes.
"Because it's always morning somewhere."
Spell out IHOP, then say 'ness'.
IHOPness. I ate your penis. Uncanny.
The only acceptable place to eat at when it's five in the morning and you're drunk and you just want to eat a sandwich and get into fights with other patrons for throwing snot rags on your table
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to go to IHOP?
Where men/women take their one night stands if they decided too late that their date is someone they would like to see again.
*wake up from drunken stupor*
"Hey babe, I thought we could grab a bite to eat, at IHOP..."