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a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?
Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!
Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.
Josh:wut?
Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.
Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"
OR
Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"
1. Cartoon's drawn in a provacotive and sexual way
2. Hentai
See also: tentacle rape
"After dinner I fully intend to sit down with brandy and a fine cartoon jerkable and wank."
noun - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together
(3) an apt description of the person reading this right now
Example: "Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"
adjective - (1) the condition or quality of an individual being so full of shit it's coming out their ears;
(2) (archaic) description for manic bards who can't keep their shit together;
(3) a personality assessment of the person reading this right now
Examples:
"That's the most jerkable bullshit I ever heard."
"Laura is jerkable in the worst way."
"Cut it out, you jerkable asshole!"