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Do you want a Tom Collins? No, I'll have a Beam and Coke, thanks.
An evil Kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.
"I got loaded on Jim Beam and ended up in the Harlin County Jail for the weekend."
A cute little bottle of genuine kentucky bourbon that is occasionally on sale for 8.99 a bottle.
Friend1: I got a 5th of Jim Beam, lets get wasted and fuck each other up the butt!
Friend2: Uh...
Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.
Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!
Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!
Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*
"Hey man, you going to pick up some Jack for the party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm running a bit low on cash. I'll get some Jim Beam instead"
"Poor bastard"