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jonesed

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

by cobra March 31, 2004


jonesed

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

by diplodonkus April 09, 2009


The Joneses

A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.

"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."

by sexie chocolate October 14, 2004


jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 19, 2003


Jonesed

Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.

by JBG1234567 October 17, 2010


jonesing

craving; wanting

I'm jonesing for some sushi.

by krystal August 14, 2003


jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 08, 2002