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A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"
he also hates stal.
Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer
a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .
“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B
He is God.
Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.
boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.
person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt
the controversial one
someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one
Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)
Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.
The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal
Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime