juck

A combination of actions where one jumps on somebody and fucks them. This should not be attempted without proper padding and other forms of protection.

Dana didn't juck me because she's not a lesbian.
I like to juck hangdude because he's my e-lover.

juck

Any sort of sealing device on a bottled beverage. There are various of types and styles of jucks, from that little plastic ring on your milk jug, (jug/juck... coincidence? I think not) to the shrink wrapping on a bottle of yoohoo.

Get that juck off your wang and eat your peas, Billy!

jucking

The act of motorboating an ass, violently and with great enthusiasm. First coined in a B-Hut in Bagram Afghanistan. Can be used interchangeably with Chaking.

Tonight I will be jucking the shit out of that ass.

jucks

The act of stabbing someone or a stabbing motion

dun make me have to jucks you blud.

juckes

A man with a minute penis and usually gets smaller when erect. Can usually be found at b&q, gingsters, or ontop of a yoga ball. Pastimes are usually gay porn, spying on small children and earlobes

That guy is such a Juckes

jucked

Another way of saying juked. CAN ONLY BE USED IN ROCKET LEAGUE OK?

"Bro I can't believe that kid just got jucked that hard!"

Juck

To snatch an object away from someone with force.

You jucked the keys from me.