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Place where, as the stereotype goes, all black people eat.
Leroy: Ai yo les go get sum fried wingz at KFC
Tyrone: fo shizzle my nizzle
A strange mixture between fast food and legitimate dining. A terrible combination as everyone wants to sit down but would also like to eat within 0.177 seconds of paying for their meal. Prime hangout spot for rednecks, old lonely women, the morbidly obese, black people and, in more suburban areas, wiggers. The perfect place to go if you are looking to be disgusted with humanity.
Woman with gross smoker voice: Could i get 16 pieces of chicken, all breasts, 4 large potato wedges, 3 ears of corn and... uhh.. give me a diet pepsi. Im trying to watch my weight.
Cashier: Do you want your chicken original recipe, or extra crispy?
Woman: Yes.
5 o'clock news: ...And in other news there was a brutal slaying at the Weymouth KFC.
Another shitty subsidiary of Pepsi, where the overpriced food is oversalted so we buy their overpriced drinks, and where wages are probably very low so the greedy CEOs can get more. On Thursdays, you can pay $2 for a crappy tiny little chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and a bit of lettuce that would be half the price at McDonald's. Popeye's is even more expensive than KFC, but the food is much better. KFC stands for "Kan't Fucking Cook".
KFC is evil enough already, but do they really have to blow out the fumes of their food to lure in customers to buy their overpriced food? I mean, shit, that's not nice!
Cardboard which is soaked in grease then covered in fertilizer and cooked at a ridiculously high temperature then left under a heatlamp to ferment.
Im a vegetarian, lets go to KFC I hear there is no chicken involved.
Kan't Fuckin' Cook
(word for black niggaz)
Them niggaz go to kfc er' day.
Kentucky Fried Crap. Let's go get some!
I had KFC yesterday and found a 9 inch nail in my Avalanche!
kissed her,f*cked her,chucked her
kid that chick was nuttin but kfc