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a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed
"So how was your blind date last night?"
"Awesome, he was a kiefer!"
A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.
"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue
"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer
kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver
a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.
i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!
(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.
(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims
(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.
(adj) my ride's kiefer.
noun; the compartment of the grinder into which the well-ground marijuana, or kief, falls into. the lower-most section of the grinder.
Does your grinder include a kiefer?
also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH