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kong

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

by Fake McFakeman December 04, 2003


kong

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

by Max Butterfield February 13, 2009


kong

a gargantually huge beeing

hes a kong, hes 6foot 5, 255.

by pimp valley August 11, 2003


kong

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

by yoshimi April 07, 2005


kong

The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.

Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.

by Fingadoo22 May 11, 2007


kong

gorilla sized peter puncher

yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale

by Rule King October 20, 2003


konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

by A SQUAD May 27, 2009