a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang
1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman
you look like a kong today
(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass
"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."
The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.
Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.
yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale
the act or instance of being fucked
oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged