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limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds July 28, 2007


Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

by nachoworm February 19, 2010


limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 03, 2003


Limp

A limp is a simp but the only thing simps take is L's, so replace the s with l

yo this dude corny as fuck bro he limping so hard rn, I aint wanna be friends with no limp.

by extreme chadman January 05, 2022


limp

Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.

by Riz February 23, 2004


Limp

A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!

by hosio March 06, 2009


limp

tim struggling to maintain an erection

by tim June 30, 2003