something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.
TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
what girls need to put on to be pretty.
guy 1: that girl DEF needs some make-up
guy 2: but THAT girl is wearing WAY too much! ahhhh!!!
A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.
Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband
Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
Something that is used to hide your personality from the world because you think you aren't good enough when really you are...you are beautiful on the inside and out.
Make-Up is a substance that only proves to everyone else that you don't like the way that God made you.
Most girls wear it, it’s fucking annoying because it gets on pillow cases
She wears too much fucking make up
to compensate for
He mentally discards the thoughts that are not important enough to make up for the fatigue of saying them.
A phrase used to say that you will get sexual with someone after making them upset
"Don't worry baby I'll make up for it."