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(v.) to shoot water out of one's during the course of laughing ridiculously hard while unknowingly creating a word
Kellyn malped when she realized she misspelled 'lamp'.
the act of slaping from the forehead down to the chin. someone says something you dont give a fuck about. just *malp* them
"So i finally shaved my hairy ass legs todaa..."*malp*"....wtf?!"
"my mom died from a heart attaa" *malp* "are u kidding me">:(
A random yogurt someone made in their dream, that is slightly pink and has crunchy chocolate balls in it similar to the "Whopper" candy.
I love malp flavored yogurt because I like crunchy balls in my mouth
'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.
"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."