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A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
Common mispelling of the word masturbator.
He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
To masturbate like a master
I masterbated really well yesterday.
Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami
Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer
I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation
how dumb people spell "masturbate"
i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!
Masturbation for professionals.
"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."