a great dude who is super funny. likes memes and his friends. gives good advice about guys and is always there
you should be more like matte
a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!
When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)
Damn Matt on Matt action is great!
Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.
to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside
The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.
Usually used to describe a makeup color. Matte being no shimmer, flat.
I wanted to get this matte brown eye shadow but all they had was shimmer.
The one guy from Wii Sports nobody can beat.
Friend: I was playing Wii Sports and I decided to try boxing with Matt.
Me: How did that go?
Friend: I lost.