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Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...
Oh, dear. Look what you've done. Looks like you spelled something wrong.
Annoying, isn't it?
That's midly Infuriating.
Your amazing,
Or in other terms
Your annoying, stitched up.
‘Your midly’ ‘Your amazing, I love you’
Or
‘Your annoying, stitched up’