mike-ing

to want someone so bad you feel like you are going to turn inside out

i am mike-ing so bad today, if I dont have him soon, Im going to drown...

St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’

“How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
“Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”