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(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.
"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."
(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).
1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!
2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!
A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )
My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.
On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.