shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
Nat: monks is such a cutie
Cat: i know, bless his little monkey socks
To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.
I totally monksed last Friday! I got so wasted I couldn't even make it to Ollie's Bible Bash!
a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.
E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"
E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"
our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
I love monke, thank you monke.
monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.
Reject humanity, return to monke.
Person 1: monke?
Person 2: monke.
Person 3: monke good.
When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!