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A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.
Best positions:
Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour
That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.
A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.
"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.
An act of absolute and unflinching indulgence whereby a muffin is consumed within a short time or in a socially innapropriate manner.
From the chocolatey mess around her mouth, it was clear that the woman had just committed muffiny.
Having the qualities of a muffin.
The muffin I sat on is not muffiny anymore.
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This muffin is nice and muffiny.
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Mmmmm... muffiny.
A person who is shaped like a muffin
Ariana Grande is not muffinious
Nickname given affectionately to your love. originates from muffin, but with more of an affectionate cheese factor