muffle

To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious

sussan: oh no lisa's out cold

carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing

muffle

Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.

I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work.

muffle

Short for muff licker.

Your nan's a muff licker!

muffle

a group of gingers.

you can't be part of our muffle since you arent ginger.

muffle

To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry

Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.

muffle

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

muffle

To roll a nigga up.
To kick ass

Ray-Ray was poppin' shit to Big Tom and got his ass muffled