a state of mind where the affected is unnaturally unaware of his surroundings
... usually after several cones
people under the influence of muzz are likely to trip, break things or generally fuck up the simplest of tasks
"dude, i am so muzzed"
"I'm just muzzing out"
*in exsaperated tone* "Muuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Ramwell, stop muzzing out -- you left my house unlocked and two bongs on my parents kitchen table"
n. the substance secreted by a vagina at the height of orgasm during intercourse; usually in combination with a seizgasm v. the act of secreting muzz
"She muzzed all over the bed, so I wiped it up with her shirt."
to lose control of one's bladder, to pee yourself, piss your panties, urinate the bed
"oh man, he's just muzz'd himself, that's gross!!"
"i think i've just muzz'd your bed"
"i laughed so hard i almost muzz'd myself"
one who excels at farting, perving and is always on the look out for a good M.I.L.T.F
Oh god Muzz airbrushed his undies again!
Muzz don't dribble over her boobies!
“you can’t even muzz, this calls for a muzz” then he dances to music
Someone who borrows money even though they have some. Someone who smokes your weed even though they have some. Someone who drinks your drink even if they one.
AKA Matty Pynn from Medford, Ma. He's a fuckin muzz