To take a non-legitimate sick day - The action one takes when one has the shits with work.
My boss is a complete tard so I was forced to narn.
A noise one makes while masticating soft, chewy foods.
These jellybeans are delicious. *narn*
A term used to insult or demean a person after they have stated the obvious.
Boy-"Hey is the sky blue?"
Girl-"Narn you retard, of course its blue."
Derived from the word Narnia
A word used to describe someone you are jealous of but is taken in a derogatory fashion.
It is tended to be used by those who are intellectually challenged.
Person 1: You're a narn
Person 2: Oh, thanks honey!
A noise made by dogs who are feeling particularly loving and happy.
My pet dog was relaxed, and narned when I was affectionate to him.
A narn is a is another for vagina/pussy
Aahhh id love to uppercut this bitch in the narn
Narn:when everybody know this person just don't keep it real at all times and can't be trusted.